Friday, January 28, 2011

Memetastic!

I have been tagged for this *delightful* most awesome award by lovely Sarah over at Over The Hill Mum blog, and created by Carole!



This is what you do, and then when you're tagged (I'm very sorry!)  You can also do it too...here are the rules, not created by me I must add.............I'm a good girl and do not swear! ;)




The Rules:
1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don’t have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It’s so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there’s even a little jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It’s horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we’re creating here. If you need a higher resolution version… I totally have one!!

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make some shit up, we’ll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we’re just on the honour system here. I trust you. Except for the 4 that you lied about, you lying b******s! But don’t go crazy trying to think of stuff, you’ll see by the example I’ve set below that we’re not really interested in quality here.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don’t like or don’t really have much of an opinion about. I don’t care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why. I mean, you can give a reason if you want, but I don’t really care.

4. If you fail to follow any of the above rules, I will hunt you down and harass you incessantly until you either block me on Twitter or ban my IP address from visiting your blog. I don’t know if you can actually do that last thing, but I will become so annoying to you that you will actually go out and hire an IT professional to train you on how to ban IP addresses just so that I’ll leave you alone. I’m serious. I’m going to do these things.

5. This one isn’t actually a rule, but once you do the above, please come back here and link up to the Memetastic Hop so that I can keep track of where this thing goes.

My 4 lies and 1 truth

1. I had a nose job aged 21, it was a conker of a nose, now it's not! Thankfully.

2. I am a proud grandmother! :)

3. I have a twin sister.

4. I am a terrible drunk and have, in the past, fell asleep in pub toilets and been v.embarassing!

5. I have been on Countdown....and lost.

I am going to tag the following. No need to thank me :-)

Mummy Mishaps

Plus 2.4

What Katies kids did next



Thinly spread


The Five F's Blog


Good luck, I found it incredibly hard trying to think of 4 lies!

4 comments:

Mummy Mishaps aka Jenny Paulin said...

I would say you are a vile drunk! The rest are fibs? Thanks for the tag :)

carolefindsherwings said...

I so want you to have been on countdown....

Kerry said...

I so want number four to be true because that made me laugh xx

Lynsey said...

Thanks guys!! I'm afraid I'm a vile drunk!!